Double-clicked my_dreams. File not found Old Files Retro Pc Laptop Sleeve

Product Title:
Double-clicked my_dreams. File not found. Laptop Sleeve

Product Description:
Welcome to the digital age of broken dreams and corrupted files. You were told to follow your passion—so you majored in something employable, networked like a LinkedIn cyborg, and drank iced coffee through the panic. Now you're knee-deep in deadlines, debt, and disillusionment, double-clicking on a future that won’t load.

This laptop sleeve is your quiet scream into the system: a padded polyester ode to every plan that didn’t survive capitalism’s Task Manager. Whether you're a high-functioning perfectionist held together by caffeine and trauma, or a ghost student haunting your own syllabus, this is for you. It’s not just merch—it’s a coping mechanism.

Give this to yourself or a fellow burnout survivor as a comforting reminder that dreams don’t die, they just end up in your recycle bin.

Product Features:
- 100% polyester — because your hope isn’t the only thing synthetic
- Plush fleece interior — soft enough to cry into
-  Black polyester back — like your mood during finals
-  YKK #5 zipper — industrial strength, for when you're barely holding it together
-  Lightweight — unlike your existential dread
-  NB: Always check the size chart. Unlike your dreams, this should at least fit.

Disclaimer:
This product will not fix your GPA, your job prospects, or your serotonin levels. But it will keep your laptop safe while you spiral.