Waiting for Aliens to Pick Me Up 11oz Black Mug

If you're fed up with money not moneying, inability to pay bills, inability to pay taxes, tired of high rent, and tired of human beings in general, get yourself this mug so our cosmic brethren can beam you up. We highly doubt any other place on this universe is worse than this.

This mug is BPA and lead-free, microwave and dishwasher-safe, and made of black durable ceramic in 11-ounce sizes. 

.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish
.: One size: 11 oz (0.33 l)
.: Microwave and dishwasher safe
.: Blank product sourced from China
.: C-shaped easy-grip handle
.: Lead and BPA-free