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Since we have fully integrated George Orwell's 1984 novel and our adrenal and nervous systems are fried to a crisp, commemorate this kafaesque dumpster fire that is your existence with our merch. You're chronically tired and on autopilot? We got you. You're one passive aggressive teams meeting away from becoming an "accountant"? We got you. You want your intergalactic brothers to open their borders for asylum seeking out of this floating ghetto ass planet? We sure as hell got you. You're nostalgic for times long gone where your dopamine and cortisol levels where at normal thresholds? We got you. You want to defy the laws of physics cause this plane of existence is too hood? We. Got. You. Get yourself or your loved one of a pinch of sardonic adult humor and enjoy some trauma release therapy.
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Islamic Journal - Ramadan Faith Boost Journal with Quranic Verses
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Motivational Islamic Journal
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Islamic Gratitude Journal
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Islamic dua Journal
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Cosmic Inspiration Hard Backed Journal with Inspirational Verses
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Islamic Journal - Ramadan Motivational Journal for Muslims
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Surah Ar-Rad Cosmic Dua Journal
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Bring Back Summer 2014 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
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Bring Back Summer 2017 Unisex Garment-Dyed Tank Top
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Bring Back Summer 2013 Cotton Canvas Tote Bag
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Bring Summer 2016 Back Cotton Canvas Tote Bag
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Procrastiraptor Mug, 20oz
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Dinosaur abducted by aliens Mug 11oz
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Estoy Cansado de Tu Mierda Ceramic Mug, 11oz
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Estoy Cansada de Tu Mierda Ceramic Mug, 11oz
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I Wish an Alien Could Pick Me Up from Here in Arabic Ceramic Mug, 11oz
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