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🇺🇸“I’m One Overpriced Iced Coffee Away from Jail Without Parole” 20oz TumblerSomewhere between burnout and capitalism’s love language lies this tumbler — your emotional support chalice for surviving another day in the simulation. It’s not just a drinkware item; it’s an existential prop in the tragicomedy of adluthood. Perfect for the overworked, the underpaid, and...
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🇺🇸“My Paycheck Melted, But Not My Iced Latte”Stainless Steel Tumbler - 20oz | ステンレスタンブラー「私の給料は溶けたけど、アイスラテはまだ冷たい」エディション - WhiteFor the ones holding it together with caffeine, irony, and quiet political rage — meet your new hydration sidekick. Crafted from durable stainless steel with a glossy finish that reflects both sunlight and late-stage capitalism, this 20oz tumbler keeps your latte cold while the...
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🇺🇸“This Latte Is Stronger Than the 4th Amendment” Tumbler | 80s Dollcore Edition - 🇯🇵このラテは法より強い」タンブラー｜80年代ドールコア・エディション - BlackWelcome to the pink dystopia — where justice is plastic, and caffeine is constitutional.This stainless steel tumbler is your emotional support accessory for late capitalism: glamorous, over-caffeinated, and unapologetically shiny. Inspired by 1980s dollcore nostalgia and vaporwave futurism, it’s the perfect companion for anyone...
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🇺🇸“This Planet is Ghetto AF LOL” – 11 oz Black Ceramic MugFor the intergalactic burnout who’s seen enough of Earth’s nonsense and still needs their morning caffeine to cope. Whether you’re surviving capitalism, cosmic despair, or another group chat, this mug understands. Sleek, black, and existentially aware, it’s the perfect companion for anyone who’s ever...
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🇺🇸“You Gotta Win, Sis” Spiral NotebookThis isn’t your average notebook — it’s a manifesto for the soft girl with a steel core. For the dreamers who journal their way through chaos, sip iced lattes while plotting revenge arcs, and refuse to settle for participation trophies. Every page is a...
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🇺🇸🎃 “Trick or Treat? More Like Rent or Eat.” 11oz Ceramic MugWelcome to the Halloween special of late-stage existence — where witches drink cold brew instead of blood and capitalism is the real haunted house. This mug isn’t just a vessel for your caffeine; it’s a daily reminder that adulthood is mostly deciding whether...
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🇺🇸🇯🇵 11oz Ceramic Mug | Côte d’Azur x World War 3 Edition | コートダジュール x 第三次世界大戦エディションBecause nothing screams late capitalism like sipping iced coffee while being spiritually in Côte d’Azur, physically in the trenches of World War 3. This mug juxtaposes pastel seaside escapism with the doomscroll-era condition: half nostalgia, half apocalypse, fully caffeinated. Featuring bilingual text (English +...
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