🇺🇸🎃 “Trick or Treat? More Like Rent or Eat.” 11oz Ceramic Mug
🇺🇸🎃 “Trick or Treat? More Like Rent or Eat.” 11oz Ceramic Mug
🇺🇸🎃 “Trick or Treat? More Like Rent or Eat.” 11oz Ceramic Mug
🇺🇸🎃 “Trick or Treat? More Like Rent or Eat.” 11oz Ceramic Mug
🇺🇸🎃 “Trick or Treat? More Like Rent or Eat.” 11oz Ceramic Mug
🇺🇸🎃 “Trick or Treat? More Like Rent or Eat.” 11oz Ceramic Mug

🇺🇸🎃 “Trick or Treat? More Like Rent or Eat.” 11oz Ceramic Mug

  Welcome to the Halloween special of late-stage existence — where witches drink cold brew instead of blood and capitalism is the real haunted house....
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Welcome to the Halloween special of late-stage existence — where witches drink cold brew instead of blood and capitalism is the real haunted house. This mug isn’t just a vessel for your caffeine; it’s a daily reminder that adulthood is mostly deciding whether to pay bills or buy groceries.

Perfect for sipping pumpkin-spiced despair, pretending you’re thriving, or plotting your escape to a commune that probably doesn’t exist.

☕ PRODUCT FEATURES:

  • 11oz (0.33 l) Ceramic Mug — Built tougher than America’s safety net.

  • Glossy Finish — Shinier than the illusion of prosperity.

  • Microwave & Dishwasher Safe — Even dystopia allows convenience.

  • BPA & Lead-Free — Detox here, since nowhere else will.

  • Comfortable C-Handle — For gripping your daily collapse fuel.

🕯️ Care Instructions:
Dishwasher-safe or hand-wash with the tears of your economic anxiety.

 

 

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