🇺🇸“This Planet is Ghetto AF LOL” – 11 oz Black Ceramic Mug

For the intergalactic burnout who’s seen enough of Earth’s nonsense and still needs their morning caffeine to cope. Whether you’re surviving capitalism, cosmic despair, or another group chat, this mug understands.

Sleek, black, and existentially aware, it’s the perfect companion for anyone who’s ever looked at the news and whispered, “Beam me up.”

Sip your coffee, roll your eyes, and remember — you’re too evolved for this simulation anyway.

Product Features:

• Material: 100% black ceramic with a glossy, reflective finish (because matte is for minimalists).

• Size: 11oz (0.33L) — just enough to fuel your disillusionment.

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — for the days when you’re too tired to rebel manually.

• Lead & BPA-free — because toxicity should stay in the system, not in your mug.

• C-shaped handle: ergonomically designed for both sipping and side-eyeing.

Care Instructions:

• Microwave and dishwasher safe.

• Or wash by hand while contemplating the downfall of civilization.