🇺🇸 Alien Sugar Daddy | 11oz Ceramic Mug

Earth is unlivable—on fire, underwater, and overrun with oligarchs cosplaying democracy. This mug is less a vessel and more a transmission: Houston, late-stage capitalism is unbearable—beam me up to my alien benefactor. Perfect for caffeine-fueled existential dread while the empire collapses in 4K.

• 11oz (0.33 l) ceramic mug — durable enough to survive civilizational decline

• Glossy finish — shinier than corporate blood money

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — unlike democracy, it actually holds up under pressure

• BPA & Lead-free — cleaner than your congressional representatives

• Comfortable C-handle — ergonomically designed for doomscroll fatigue

For those who know: the revolution won’t be televised—it’ll be live-streamed from Mars. 👽🛸