🇺🇸 “Manifesting Normal Cortisol Levels and a Regulated Nervous System” | 11oz Ceramic Mug

An anthem for anyone whose morning routine consists of iced lattes, guided meditations, and pretending their fight-or-flight response isn’t permanently stuck on “yes.” This mug doesn’t promise inner peace — it just gives you something stable to hold while you spiral.

Because let’s be honest: manifestation journals can’t compete with late-stage capitalism, but at least your coffee can arrive in a vessel that’s white, durable, and historically more resilient than your last situationship.

Product Features:

• 11oz (0.33 l) ceramic mug — white, durable, historically resilient

• Glossy finish — shinier than your delulu vision board

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — unlike your coping mechanisms, this actually holds up under pressure

• BPA & Lead-free — purity secured, unlike most legislative processes

• Comfortable C-handle — ergonomically designed for gripping onto reality (or your fourth espresso)

Perfect for sipping while streaming “healing frequencies,” rage-texting your therapist, or rehearsing the mantra: “I am calm. I am collected. I am one minor inconvenience away from combusting.”