




Sip like it’s 1986. This retro-futuristic tumbler brings back the golden glow of booming GDPs, Reaganomics, and neon-lit optimism—back when your Walkman had batteries, the stock market had swagger, and your future came in pastel.
Whether you’re toasting the good ol’ trickle-down days or just vibing with a VHS-filtered version of history, this 20oz tumbler has you covered. With a snug lid, matching straw, and BPA-free build, it’s your portable ode to economic euphoria—minus the inflation.
Features:
🧃 20oz of pure retro hydration
📼 Double-wall insulation to keep drinks cool like your dad's hair gel
💸 BPA-Free for a guilt-free gulp
✨ Comes with lid & straw for capitalist efficiency
🚫 Not microwave-friendly—like most 1980s tech
Perfect for nostalgic Millennials, sarcastic Gen Zs, or anyone who secretly misses a world powered by shoulder pads and surplus.
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