🇺🇸“Coffee Is The Only Thing Keeping Me Out of Prison” 20 oz Tumbler

For the overachiever on the verge of a federal incident. The caffeine-fueled professional whose moral compass spins violently between justice and arson. You answer emails like legal depositions and suppress rage with frothy oat milk lattes.

This tumbler isn’t just drinkware—it’s protective gear. Designed for the power player who thrives in high-stakes environments (office politics, family group chats, or capitalism in general), it keeps your coffee hot, your mood icy, and your record clean.

Sip with grace. Plot with poise. Stay out of jail.

Product Features

• 20oz capacity — because regular coping mechanisms are never enough.

• Stainless steel body — as unbreakable as your resting glare.

• Vacuum insulation — preserves the temperature and your grudges.

• Dishwasher-safe — unlike your tolerance for incompetence.

• Full-color wraparound print — a pink manifesto in disguise.

Care Instructions

• Dishwasher safe (for the days you’re too exhausted from being right).

• Hand wash with warm water & soap—cleanse the evidence of another emotional outburst.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap