For the girlboss teetering on the edge of a contempt charge, the courtroom menace who’s one passive-aggressive “per my last email” away from an orange jumpsuit and a court-mandated breathing exercise app—this tumbler is your final line of defense.
Designed for the caffeine-fueled, rage-restrained icon who needs to stay cute, composed, and legally untouchable, it keeps your drinks as hot as your temper and as cold as your deadpan stare at authority figures who test you.
Sip with grace. Plot with poise. Stay out of jail.
Product Features:
- 20oz capacity – Because you need a large dose of “I’m fine.”
- Stainless steel construction – Durable, like your willpower in HR meetings.
- Dishwasher-safe – Unlike your emotional stability.
- Vacuum insulated steel body – Keeps your drinks at optimal revenge-planning temperatures.
-Full-color wraparound print – A warning label in disguise.
Care Instructions:
- Dishwasher-safe for the days when manual labor is beneath you.
- Hand-wash with warm water & soap—just like you cleanse yourself of negative energy (and legal liability).
A tumbler for those who straddle the fine line between "girl-next-door" and "public menace."
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
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