🇺🇸 boot_nervous_system – 11oz Ceramic Mug

Because nothing screams late-stage capitalism like waking up to an error code instead of inner peace. This glossy black ceramic mug captures the collective burnout of a generation running on cortisol and iced coffee while healthcare, housing, and stability remain “not found.” A perfect companion for existential mornings, doomscrolling nights, or pretending your system isn’t permanently buffering.

Product features:

• 11oz (0.33 l) ceramic mug — durable enough to withstand both microwave radiation and late capitalist dread

• Glossy finish — shinier than your last serotonin hit

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — unlike your nervous system, this one is resilient

• BPA & Lead-free — clean sips in a dirty system

• Comfortable C-handle — ergonomically designed for gripping through panic attacks

☕ Your nervous system may be deregulated, but at least your mug is stable.