For the sleep-deprived philosopher holding it together with caffeine and denial. ☕
The Caffeine & Chronic Survival Mode Mug is for those who start their day with espresso and intrusive thoughts. It’s your emotional support cup — resilient, sarcastic, and a little bit unhinged. Crafted from durable white ceramic with a sleek glossy finish, it’s built for people who function on chaos, caffeine, and sheer audacity.
Whether you’re pretending to be productive, doomscrolling through deadlines, or quietly disassociating in a coffee shop, this mug gets it. It’s not just ceramic — it’s a daily affirmation that you’ve survived this far, might as well keep sipping.
Product Features
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White ceramic body designed for endurance (unlike your motivation)
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11oz (0.33L) capacity — ideal for your third existential refill
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Rounded corners for smooth comfort
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C-handle for a steady grip on unstable mornings
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Microwave-safe because you always reheat and forget
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Dishwasher-safe for zero-effort cleaning
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Lead and BPA-free — because you’re toxic enough already
Care Instructions
Dishwasher or hand wash with warm water and dish soap. Then refill — capitalism isn’t going to survive itself.