🇺🇸Can’t wait for aliens to pick me up 11oz Mug

Some mugs are for coffee.
This one is for existential resignation wrapped in glossy ceramic.

Crafted with a vibrant finish, it beams like a distress signal across the galaxy — part kitchenware, part cry for interstellar rescue. One size only: 11oz, because despair doesn’t need options.

It’s microwave-safe for reheating yesterday’s forgotten brew, dishwasher-safe for when you’ve abandoned hope, and designed with a C-shaped handle that clings to your hand like the last shred of optimism.

Picture it: you, sipping coffee at 3AM, waiting for the mothership to swoop in and explain why capitalism feels like a rigged simulation. The pink space suit, the suitcase, the deadpan stare — it’s camp, it’s kitsch, it’s collapse-core chic.

Core Features:

• Glossy ceramic, finish shinier than your coping mechanisms

• Microwave-safe, because time is an illusion anyway

• Dishwasher-safe, because so is effort

• 11oz only — the perfect dose of caffeine and cosmic longing

• Comfortable C-handle for gripping through existential turbulence

Perfect for sipping while doomscrolling, writing farewell notes to Earth, or just whispering, “take me with you” into the void.