🇺🇸"Can't Wait for the Next Flood" -11oz Mug

Because the world’s on fire, the seas are rising, and you still have to log into Zoom.

Tired of pretending everything’s fine while billionaires build rockets and the rest of us Google “ark dimensions DIY”? This 11oz mug is your sarcastic survival gear—a daily sip of catastrophic optimism for those waiting patiently (or not-so-patiently) for Mother Earth to hit CTRL + ALT + DELETE.

Crafted from durable black ceramic and finished with an ultra-glossy ORCA coating, this mug makes your doom-laced daydreams look sharp, slick, and aesthetically chaotic. The colors are bold, the sarcasm is louder, and the C-shaped handle ensures you can hold your beverage and your crumbling will to live.

✨ Product Features

• 11oz of caffeine-fueled existential dread

• ORCA Coating for stunning, resilient print quality

• Black glossy ceramic because your soul is matte, but your mug shouldn’t be

• C-shaped handle for gripping through panic attacks and passive-aggressive Teams calls

• Microwave-safe for reheating your rage

Perfect for sipping tea as you watch the news and mutter, “Build the ark, Noah. I’ll bring snacks.”

Give it to a friend. Keep it on your desk. Use it as a baptismal chalice for your rebirth into climate-induced nihilism.
Because when the levees break—we’ll be hydrating in style.