🇺🇸"It's Giving Pluto in Aquarius" -11oz Ceramic Mug

It’s Giving Pluto in Aquarius
Featuring Marie Antoinette. Serving powdered delusion and pre-revolution panic.

Some mugs hold coffee.
This one holds omens.

Pluto in Aquarius is not subtle. Systems fray like wigs in the rain, cycles don’t repeat — they resurrect, half-mocking, half-monstrous. The air thickens with unrest. The past drags its powdered heels through the present.

A figure appears: regal, oblivious, sipping her sugared illusions beneath a familiar banner 🇺🇸 — once a symbol, now a warning. She still isn’t reading the room. But you are. You feel the shift, the ground muttering beneath your feet, the quiet countdown of structures too arrogant to last.

This mug isn’t for caffeine alone. It’s for prophecy, for laughter at the brink, for sipping tea while the sky redraws its constellations.

Core Features Include:
– 15oz of disguised revolt
– Dishwasher-safe, microwaveable, and ideologically resilient
– BPA-free (unlike the promises of power)
– Crafted for caffeine, omens, and quiet mutiny

Use this vessel if you are:
– Fluent in symbols
– Amused by collapse
– Reading signs in memes, stars, and smoke
– An agent of subtle insurrection

Not recommended for those who cling to crowns, creeds, or comforting illusions.

Raise it, and remember: empires fall not with thunder, but with whispers that swell into storms.