🇺🇸 Lady Liberty.exe — Founding Daddy Issues Edition 🍒

IBorn from chrome and cherry milkshakes, Lady Liberty.exe is the patron saint of rebellion, iced coffee, and generational disillusionment. Draped in the neon ghost of the American Dream, she sips on nostalgia while the flag flutters behind her — not in pride, but in irony. This Weekender Bag captures the aesthetic of Americana Mythicana: a nation reprogrammed through glam, grit, and glitch. Perfect for spontaneous road trips, desert raves, or pilgrimages to forgotten diners off Route 66.

Product Features

• 🇺🇸 100% spun polyester — durable, wrinkle-resistant, and unapologetically American.

• ✨ Cream rope handles threaded through gold grommets — for that soft power grip.

• 👜 Spacious 24" x 13" design — fits your essentials, dreams, and maybe a revolution.

• ☁️ Lined with soft cream sheeting (50% cotton, 50% polyester) — smooth like freedom fries.

• 🧵 Proudly assembled in the USA with globally sourced irony.

Care Instructions
Remove all items before cleaning. Pretreat visible stains, hand wash with mild detergent, and air dry — like drying laundry under a collapsing empire.

Because some carry-on bags hold clothes.
This one carries cultural collapse with style. 🇺🇸