




Born in the static between 1986 and the end of the world, Cherry 3000 is part pin-up, part prototype — an android dream wired with sugar, starlight, and soft rebellion. She wears patriotism like an accessory and flirts with the apocalypse in pastel pink. Her reflection holds both the Fourth of July and the fall of Rome.
This Weekender Bag channels her radiant chaos — perfect for those who sip nostalgia through a metal straw and refuse to go down quietly.
Product Features
🍒 100% spun polyester — durable, glossy, and heartbreak-proof.
💽 Cream rope handles through gold grommets — retro-futurist glam meets soft rebellion.
👜 24" x 13" — big enough for your skincare, heartbreak, and survival kit.
☁️ Cream interior (50% cotton, 50% polyester) — smooth as a synth solo.
🇺🇸 Assembled in the USA, powered by the last remaining fragments of the American Dream.
Care Instructions
Remove all items, spot clean gently, and air dry — ideally under flickering neon or the faint hum of a malfunctioning jukebox.
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