🇺🇸 11oz Ceramic Mug | Congressional Subpoena in Hell Edition

Hotter than a latte fresh off the subpoena printer. This mug is a love letter to democratic dysfunction, wrapped in holographic kitsch and strawberry milkshake energy. Perfect for mornings when caffeine feels less like a beverage and more like testimony under oath.

Product Features:

• 11oz ceramic mug — lightweight, unlike your civic disillusionment

• Durable white ceramic with a glossy finish (shinier than a filibuster’s excuses)

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — because even watchdogs need efficiency

• BPA & Lead-free (cannot confirm the same about your water supply)

• Comfortable C-handle for gripping while scrolling through congressional hearings you never asked for

Sip from this vessel and remind yourself: the fires of hell aren’t metaphorical — they’re bipartisan.