




A mug for the irony-poisoned, doomscrolling caffeine addict who knows that freedom was always a marketing campaign. At 11oz, it’s not just the standard measure for coffee — it’s the precise volume of existential dread required to survive another morning inside the simulation.
Durable white ceramic, shiny finish, comfortable C-handle — the aesthetics of utility, repackaged for a generation whose rituals of consumption are indistinguishable from their rituals of despair. Lead- and BPA-free, because even as the world drowns in microplastics and policy failures, you can rest assured your coffee delivery system is ethically void of poison.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
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