🇺🇸"Overpriced Almond Milk & State Surveillance"- 11oz Ceramic Mug

This isn’t just a latte. It’s a case study in paranoia — overpriced almond milk foamed with McCarthyism and sprinkled with a dash of state surveillance. The flavor profile is equal parts absurd and accurate: sweet on the tongue, bitter in the aftertaste, and always served with a side of suspicion.

Perfect for academics, doomscrollers, and anyone who knows that “iced coffee” is just a socially acceptable way to launder your anxiety through capitalism. Whether you’re writing manifestos, grading papers, or trying to remember if your phone is listening to you — this mug is your co-conspirator.

Product Features:

• 11oz ceramic mug engineered for late-night paranoia and early-morning dread

• Durable white ceramic with glossy finish — surveillance-proof (probably)

• BPA & Lead-free — because the toxins are ideological, not chemical

• Microwave & dishwasher safe, unlike the U.S. Constitution

• C-handle for comfort while flipping through declassified files

Sip daily and savor the taste of freedom — almond milk edition, overpriced and slightly fascist.