🇺🇸"Taxphobic" - 11oz Ceramic Mug

Some people fear spiders. Some fear the void. Others fear April 15th.

This mug is dedicated to the taxphobic among us — the human machines who know that wage labor is already theft, and that “filing season” is just another ritual humiliation dressed up as civic duty. Featuring retro Americana aesthetics re-coded through pink kitsch, it’s the perfect chalice for iced coffee, cold brew, or whatever keeps you from calculating deductions at 3AM.

Product Features:

• 11oz ceramic mug for sipping while contemplating the futility of compliance

• White, durable ceramic with glossy finish — built to outlast your patience with bureaucracy

• BPA & Lead-free — because poison should come from late capitalism, not your cup

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — unlike your fragile trust in the system

• C-handle comfort for when you need one hand free to Google “how to evade responsibly”

Sip from it knowing that patriotism may be taxable, but sarcasm is still free.