🇺🇸"The Economy Runs on My Burnout"- 11oz Ceramic Mug

Every empire needs fuel. Rome had slaves. The Industrial Revolution had coal. Late capitalism? It runs on your unpaid overtime, iced lattes, and the faint hum of collective exhaustion.

This mug is the perfect companion for those who know that “self-care” is just another corporate memo, and that GDP secretly stands for “Grind, Dissociate, Panic.” With a backdrop of dollar bills and an aura of aesthetic defiance, it’s not just a mug — it’s a confession.

Product Features:

• 11oz ceramic mug, perfectly sized for caffeine-fueled survival

• Durable white ceramic with a glossy finish — built to withstand both microwaves and microaggressions

• BPA & Lead-free — because the toxins are systemic, not chemical

• Microwave & dishwasher safe, unlike your fragile work-life balance

• C-handle comfort for one-handed scrolling through job listings you’ll never apply to

Sip from it as you clock in, clock out, and wonder if the economy would collapse if you simply took a nap. Spoiler: it would.