🇺🇸 11oz Ceramic Mug | Chronic Fatigue & Oligarchy Edition

Some mugs hold coffee. This one holds a state of the union.

Your latte may taste like oat milk and artificial sweetener, but spiritually, it’s giving chronic fatigue, democratic backsliding, and oligarch chic. The kind of drink that pairs well with doomscrolling congressional hearings at 3AM or annotating Hannah Arendt while side-eyeing your notifications.

Product Features:

• 11oz ceramic mug — perfectly sized for caffeinated disillusionment

• White ceramic with a glossy finish, shining brighter than late-stage democracy

• BPA & Lead-free (unlike your tap water, probably)

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — resilience unmatched since 1776

• C-handle comfort so you can multitask between sipping, scrolling, and lowkey plotting an exit strategy

Whether you’re sipping an iced latte or the bitter dregs of political collapse, this mug is your reminder that sometimes self-care looks like caffeine, critique, and collapsing institutions.

Raise it high. You’re not just drinking coffee — you’re drinking history, satire, and the sweet milkshake of systemic decay.