🇺🇸Born in the Wrong Star System Tote

For the celestial misfits and cosmic overthinkers — the ones who’ve always suspected their soul got rerouted during intergalactic immigration. Whether you’re commuting through capitalism or communing with your higher self, this tote is your passport between worlds.

Made from 100% OCS-certified organic cotton, it’s tough enough for your generational baggage and soft enough to still feel like self-care. With a heavy 10 oz fabric, a roomy 10L capacity, and long 26.3" handles, it’s ready for every sacred pilgrimage — from Whole Foods to the underworld.

Product Features

• Ethically made with 100% organic cotton canvas — because your tote should be as evolved as your inner child.

• Heavy-duty fabric (10 oz) for hauling both groceries and grief.

• Sewn-in label — branding your spiritual awakening is half the journey.

• One size (15" x 16.5") – perfect for carrying spell jars, emotional support crystals, and student loan regret.

• Blank product sourced from Pakistan – global vibes, baby.

Care instructions: Hand wash in cool water and air dry. Try not to cry into it — salt water weakens the fibers.