🇺🇸"Deadlines are my love language" 13" Laptop Sleeve

Because nothing says romance like panic and caffeine.

For those who confuse adrenaline with affection and call burnout “passion,” this laptop sleeve is your emotional support armor — pink, chaotic, and painfully relatable. Wrapped in late-night delusion and rainbow despair, it’s the perfect reminder that love fades, but deadlines don’t.

It’s not just a sleeve. It’s a padded manifestation of your coping mechanisms.

💘 Who it’s for:

• The girlboss held together by cold brew and fear.

• The student whose love language is Google Calendar.

• The intern whispering “I’ll rest when I’m dead” into their iced latte.

• Anyone who flirts via shared trauma and looming deliverables.

• Durable plastic zipper with metal head — opens smoother than your emotional vulnerability.

• 100% polyester — strong, sleek, and quick-drying (unlike your tears).

• Foam padding — guards your laptop from life’s minor tragedies.

• Plush fleece interior — softer than the apology you’ll never get.

• Lightweight design — because the real heaviness is existential.

Use warm water and dish soap to clean small spots.
No need to soak your sleeve — you’re already drowning enough.
For tougher messes, gently brush it out (like you do your breakdowns).