🇺🇸 11oz Ceramic Mug | “Cooked to Perfection Like the Constitution”

Some things age like fine pastry; others crumble like parchment left in a damp archive. This mug captures both truths. With raspberry tart visuals and a heroine serving kitchen-glam realness, it’s a reminder that America’s most sacred document is less divine revelation and more overbaked recipe — sweet, flaky, and endlessly reinterpreted.

Ideal for sipping your morning coffee while questioning the structural integrity of late-stage democracy, or for tea-fueled debates over whether rights are inalienable or just negotiable concessions.

Product Features:

• 11oz (0.33 l) ceramic mug — white, durable, historically resilient

• Glossy finish — a sheen worthy of constitutional myth-making

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — because unlike parchment, this survives modernity

• BPA & Lead-free — purity secured, unlike most legislative processes

• Comfortable C-handle — ergonomically designed for gripping onto ideals (or caffeine)

Sip, ponder, revolt — all from one vessel.