




This mug is a hymn for the overworked, the under-slept, the chronically fatigued human machines powering a system that rewards exhaustion with… more exhaustion. Draped in pixelated flags, it’s equal parts satire and mirror: the American Dream served on ice, caffeine-dependent and mascara-smudged.
Whether you’re surviving late-stage capitalism, doomscrolling at 3AM, or just vibing with your existential burnout, this mug doesn’t judge — it caffeinates.
Product Features:
11oz of liquid coping mechanism
White ceramic with glossy finish, durable enough to outlast your will to attend Monday meetings
BPA & Lead-free — because your drink shouldn’t poison you, that’s society’s job
Microwave & dishwasher safe (unlike your nervous system)
Ergonomic C-handle for those holding on by a thread
Sip from it when patriotism tastes like iced coffee diluted with exhaustion. Because if we’re one nation under anything, it’s chronic fatigue.
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