🇺🇸 “No Taxation Without Optimization” 20oz Tumbler

A patriotic fever dream for the post-capitalist age.
This stainless steel tumbler blends Americana nostalgia with cybernetic irony — perfect for those who sip iced lattes while questioning the fiscal ethics of late-stage capitalism. Featuring double-wall insulation to keep your drink hot or cold, it’s as efficient as the optimization algorithms our governments dream of. Durable, glossy, and rebelliously sleek, it’s the ideal companion for existential commutes, desk revolutions, and caffeine-fueled dissent.

Product Features

• Materials: stainless steel body, plastic and rubber lid

• One size: 20oz (0.59L)

• Rounded corners for a modern look

• Vacuum-insulated steel body keeps beverages hot or cold

• Clear push-on lid with rubber gasket for a secure seal

• Glossy finish for a polished, futuristic touch

Care Instructions
Dishwasher safe. Optimize your time — let the machine do the cleaning.