🇺🇸 11oz Ceramic Mug | “Earthbound Starseed”

For the ones who know they don’t just drink coffee — they channel vibrations, realign timelines, and casually recall past lives in Atlantis before their morning meeting. This mug doesn’t care if you’re stuck in traffic, drowning in emails, or trying to astral project out of capitalism. It’s here to remind you that you’re an intergalactic mistake temporarily trapped in a human body.

Product Features:

• 11oz (0.33 l) ceramic mug — durable enough to survive both reincarnation cycles and your 9-to-5

• Glossy finish — shinier than your third-eye chakra (post-retinol)

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — because even chosen ones need convenience

• BPA & Lead-free — ascension without contamination

• Comfortable C-handle — ergonomic for gripping onto cosmic downloads (or espresso shots)

Sip from this chalice and embrace your duality: half divine celestial code, half tax-paying meat suit. Every gulp whispers: you are infinite, but also late for work.