🇺🇸 Democracy.exe (404 Not Found)11 oz Mug

Democracy.exe (404 Not Found) Mug 

Representative democracy.exe has stopped responding. Citizens.input ignored. Elections.sim stuck in loop. Welcome to the façade—where governance runs on corporate overrides and freedom exists only as a branding exercise.

This black ceramic mug features retro-terminal code exposing the sham of representation with pixelated flair. A perfect vessel for your caffeine-fueled dissent, existential dread, or morning coffee ritual before logging back into the simulation.

Features:

• 11oz (0.33 l) ceramic mug — durable enough to survive endless electoral cycles

• Glossy finish — shinier than democracy’s empty promises

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — unlike civil liberties, this withstands heat

• BPA & Lead-free — purity guaranteed, unlike campaign funding

• Comfortable C-handle — because resistance should at least be ergonomic

Raise your mug like a protest sign, sip like a dissident, and remember: democracy.exe may be corrupted, but your coffee doesn’t have to be. 🇺🇸