🇺🇸 "Connected to the Internet, Disconnected from Reality" Unisex Hoodie

For the ones scrolling through existence at 3AM, somewhere between divine purpose and digital burnout.
You refresh your feed like it’s prayer — searching for meaning in pixels, likes, and low-bitrate enlightenment.

This hoodie is an ode to our generation: raised on dial-up dreams, trapped in the cloud, and still pretending to be “fine.” The Arabic text translates to “Status: Connected to the Internet, Disconnected from Reality” — a confession disguised as fashion.

Perfect for anyone who’s ever tried to heal by deleting their apps, only to redownload them five minutes later.

💻 Product Features

• 100% ring-spun cotton — softer than nostalgia itself.

• Jersey-lined hood for comfort during digital pilgrimages.

• Rolled shoulders for fluid, relaxed movement.

• Loose fit for a timeless, effortless silhouette.

• Dyed with OEKO-TEX certified eco-friendly pigments.

🧼 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and whatever you do — don’t bleach your soul.

🪩 For the modern mystic:

• The Gulf-born dreamer who romanticizes alienation.

• The doomscroller who still believes in destiny.

• The one who knows Wi-Fi signals are stronger than emotional bonds.