🇺🇸 Starborn Wanderer | 11oz Ceramic Mug

For the drifters who sip iced lattes while orbiting late-stage capitalism. The Starborn Wanderer mug blends cosmic prophecy with American convenience, because even intergalactic pilgrims need a dishwasher-safe vessel.

• 11oz (0.33 l) ceramic mug — resilient enough for wormholes and congressional subpoenas

• Glossy finish — shinier than the American Dream (pre-foreclosure)

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — convenience engineered for both stargazers and taxpayers

• BPA & Lead-free — because ascension shouldn’t come with toxins

• Comfortable C-handle — crafted for steady grip through cosmic trials and quarterly reports

✨ A relic for the ones wandering between galaxies, timelines, and grocery store aisles.