🇺🇸"Iced Nihilism with Notes of Almond"- 11oz Ceramic Mug

Not your average tasting profile. This latte is brewed with existential dread, sweetened with futility, and finished with a delicate almond aftertaste for the illusion of choice.

Ideal for philosophy students, office drones, or anyone who’s ever stared into the void and thought: “Maybe an iced drink will help.” It’s less a beverage and more a coping ritual — a way to sip prettily while acknowledging the absurd.

Product Features:

• 11oz of liquid nihilism disguised as ceramic chic

• White glossy finish, durable enough to survive the collapse of meaning

• BPA & Lead-free — because society already poisons you enough

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — unlike your coping mechanisms

• C-handle comfort for easy gripping during existential spirals

Sip daily as a reminder that life may be meaningless, but your mug doesn’t have to be.