🇺🇸GAME OVER Unisex Hoodie (emotionally, not aesthetically)

You ever just want to unplug from reality… but look good doing it? This hoodie’s got you. It’s soft enough to make your existential dread feel cozy, and stylish enough to convince your friends you’re “fine.”

Made for the ones who game, scroll, and disassociate in 4K, it’s the perfect uniform for late-night respawns and early-morning overthinking. Lightweight, sustainably made, and emotionally unavailable — just like you.

Specs (because we live in a simulation):

• 100% ring-spun cotton — softer than your last situationship.

• Jersey-lined hood for when you need to hide from your responsibilities.

• Rolled shoulders for better slouching posture.

• Relaxed fit — because tight clothes and tight emotions don’t mix.

• Eco-friendly OEKO-TEX dyes (the planet’s crying enough already).

Care:
Wash cold, dry low, keep your expectations lower.

Perfect for video game nights, gas station runs, or the downfall of civilization 🇺🇸.