🇺🇸Gen Z LifePath.exe Mug - Retro 2000s pc IUX 11oz Ceramic Mug

“Existence is running… on iced coffee & dread.”

Welcome to the simulation. This mug is not just ceramic — it’s a relic of an overstimulated generation, trapped between late capitalism and self-awareness. Inspired by retro operating systems and the quiet apocalypse of modern life, the Gen Z LifePath.exe Mug captures the poetry of burnout in green terminal code.

It’s giving: debt sequences, existential angst, emotional unavailability, and a LinkedIn post about “resilience.”
It’s the mug that looks you dead in the eye every morning and whispers, “Your purpose.sys was not found.”

Perfect for sipping while pretending to budget, doomscrolling through the news, or manifesting normal cortisol levels.

Product Features

• Microwave-safe — reheat your hope between unpaid internships

• Dishwasher-safe — because you can’t afford a nervous breakdown and dish soap

• Durable white ceramic — engineered for economic collapse and soft reboots

• 11oz capacity — big enough to hold caffeine, anxiety, and a vague sense of ambition

• Comfortable C-handle — ergonomically designed for gripping through ennui

Care Instructions

Dishwasher or hand wash with warm water and soap.
Reflect on your life choices while it dries.