"Iced Coffee is (Still) Cheaper Than Lawyer Fees" Tumbler – Stay Hydrated, Stay Out of Prison

Because violence is frowned upon, and lawyer retainers are absurdly expensive. This tumbler is for the chronically unhinged, the rage-repressed professionals, and the ones who sip their iced coffee while mentally drafting their own defense statement.

Whether it's Karen at work, Chad in accounting, or the random pedestrian who tested your patience one too many times, let this tumbler be a reminder: deep breaths, sip, resist felony charges. You’re one HR meeting away from an incident report, and while we fully support your right to go feral, we also know lawyer fees are a scam.

💀 Perfect for:

• Corporate drones suppressing violent urges between Zoom calls.

• Retail workers who have perfected the art of the dead-eyed stare.

• People whose only self-care routine is choosing caffeine over crime.

• Anyone who’s been told, “Calm down,” at least once this week.

Product Features:

-  20oz stainless steel body – Sturdy enough to withstand your intrusive thoughts.
- Vacuum insulated – Keeps drinks ice-cold, unlike your burning resentment.
- Dishwasher safe – Because hand-washing is one inconvenience too many.
- Fits in most cup holders – For on-the-go rage control.
- Full-color wraparound print – So everyone knows you’re one sip away from chaos.

Care Instructions:

⚠️ Dishwasher safe – Because scrubbing dishes should not be the thing that finally sends you over the edge.
⚠️ Handle with care – Like you do with your rapidly declining patience.
⚠️ Do not microwave – Unlike your brain, this tumbler is not built for existential overheating.

Sip, suppress, survive. Repeat. 

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap