



When you wake up in a surveillance state disguised as a democracy, the least you deserve is a hot beverage in a mug that gets it. Say hello to the only mug that understands just how Orwellian your 9-to-5, your government, and your group chat have become.
“It’s giving 1984” is not just a phrase—it’s your morning mantra. Sip with sarcasm as you scroll the headlines and realize Big Brother now has Wi-Fi, your fridge reports to the feds, and freedom of thought is one algorithm away from being shadowbanned.
This glossy black ceramic mug is the perfect passive-aggressive desk accessory for:
Interns forced to smile through economic collapse
Political science majors who drink coffee and cry
Anyone who’s read Orwell and whispered "he ate"
Glossy ceramic finish for that polished, dystopian aesthetic
Vibrant colors because the world may be bleak, but your mug shouldn’t be
Microwave-safe for when your rage needs reheating
Dishwasher-safe because scrubbing by hand feels a little too symbolic
Lead & BPA-free—the system poisons you enough already
Dishwasher: Top rack. Let the machine do its job (unlike elected officials).
Hand-wash: Use warm water + dish soap, just like you rinse off the stench of another broken promise.
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