🇺🇸 Lunar Alchemist | 11oz Ceramic Mug

Lunar Alchemist 🇺🇸 | 11oz Ceramic Mug

Because nothing says late-stage empire like brewing celestial wisdom in a mass-produced cup. The Lunar Alchemist mug is where ancient rites meet American convenience—alchemy repackaged with a glossy finish and a C-handle, because that’s freedom, baby.

• 11oz (0.33 l) ceramic mug — durable enough to survive both eclipses and congressional hearings

• Glossy finish — shinier than the Constitution after a PR polish

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — because even alchemists under the Stars & Stripes need shortcuts

• BPA & Lead-free — purity secured, unlike most legislative processes

• Comfortable C-handle — ergonomically designed for clutching both lattes and late-stage capitalism

✨ For those who transmute burnout into brilliance while pledging allegiance to nothing but survival.