🇺🇸 “Maybe the best release therapy is squaring up in the parking lot” – 11oz Ceramic Mug

Some mugs are for calm reflection.
This one is for unhinged catharsis.

An 11oz white ceramic mug, glossy finish, C-handle comfort — crafted for those who know that mindfulness apps cost $14.99/month but throwing hands is free. Lead- and BPA-free, microwave- and dishwasher-safe, because while civilization may collapse, your mug remains indestructible (unlike your coping mechanisms).

The design captures an icon of collapse-core chic: oversized sunglasses, strawberry iced latte, paperback in hand — ready to switch between philosophy and fists at a moment’s notice. It’s self-care reframed as self-defense, wellness rebranded as a parking lot brawl under fluorescent lights.

Core Features:
– One size: 11oz (0.33 l) — clinically tested dose of rage and caffeine
– Durable white ceramic, glossy finish, easy-grip C-handle
– Dishwasher- & microwave-safe, unlike your therapist’s advice
– Advanced printing for colors as vivid as your intrusive thoughts

Perfect for sipping iced coffee before work, rereading Nietzsche in the breakroom, or whispering “meet me outside” like it’s a mantra.