🇺🇸 “This latte costs like the collapse of the middle class.” 20oz Stainless Steel Tumbler

A love letter to inflation, irony, and iced caffeine.
Crafted for those who intellectualize their burnout and romanticize economic decline, this stainless steel tumbler keeps your drink as cold (or as hot) as your faith in capitalism. With a glossy finish and vacuum insulation, it’s built to endure long commutes, late-night deadlines, and the quiet unraveling of the social contract.

Perfect for lattes, protests, and late-stage capitalism.

Product Details:

• 🧊 20oz (0.59 L) vacuum-insulated body

• ✨ Stainless steel construction — durable, sleek, and dishwasher safe

• ☕ Double-wall insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours

• 🔒 Clear push-on lid with rubber gasket (no cap)

• 🌎 Glossy finish, designed for everyday irony