🇺🇸"She's beauty, she's grace, she's drowning in interest rates" - 11oz Ceramic Mug

She’s beauty. She’s grace. She’s negotiating with compound interest like it’s a hostage situation.

This mug isn’t just a vessel for caffeine — it’s a dissertation on late capitalism disguised as pastel kitsch. Between the strawberry milkshake aesthetic and the crushing awareness of adjustable APRs, you’ll find the perfect balance of cute and catastrophic.

Product Features:

• 11oz ceramic mug — precisely the volume needed to caffeinate through your economic precarity

• Durable white ceramic with a glossy finish (shiny, unlike your credit score)

• Microwave & dishwasher safe, because even debt slaves deserve convenience

• BPA & Lead-free, offering more consumer protection than most financial institutions

• Ergonomic C-handle for gripping while you open yet another “important notice” email from your bank

Whether you’re sipping lattes, existential dread, or the tears of central bankers, this mug reminds you: beauty fades, grace is optional, but debt? Debt compounds daily.

Raise a toast (or a payment extension request) — because in the simulation, at least your mug is cute.