🇺🇸 "Reincarnation Vision Board Hardcover Notebook — For When This Timeline Feels Like a Cosmic Clerical Error"

Because honestly — what even is this timeline?

For the soul who suspects they’ve been respawned in the wrong simulation. This notebook is for cosmic overstimulators, nostalgic escapists, and quiet geniuses drafting their next existence from within a glitching empire. It’s where dissociation meets design — a matte-pink relic of optimism in an age of burnout, biohacking, and planetary déjà vu.

Write your fragmented philosophies, unfiltered epiphanies, or plans to transcend the algorithm. It’s not just stationery — it’s spiritual coping, with good lighting.

💫 PRODUCT FEATURES:

• Matte Laminated Cover – Smooth enough to feel unreal, durable enough to outlast your next existential phase.

• Vibrant Printing – Colors that hum like retro dreams remembered through static.

• Perforated Pages – For when your thoughts deserve a dramatic exit.

• Flexible Casewrap Binding – Moves with you through identity crises and caffeine highs.

• 150 Lined Pages – Plenty of room for cosmic journaling, apocalypse poetry, or syllabus-induced panic.

🩷 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

• Dust gently with a soft cloth — as one should handle all fragile human artifacts.

• Avoid contact with despair, but if it happens… take notes.