🇺🇸Should've Never Logged Off MSN Retro PC 13" Laptop Sleeve

You were 13, wearing a hoodie soaked in Axe and self-loathing.
Typing “lol” with tears in your eyes.
She logged off.
You logged off.
The butterfly disappeared.
So did your will to live.

And now here you are—25, 29, 34—grinding through the algorithmic meat grinder called “a career,” caffeinating your grief and pretending Google Calendar is your god. The closest thing you’ve had to intimacy since 2011 is a "Sent from my iPhone" email at 2:53AM. This laptop sleeve?
It’s your gravestone.

Features (unlike your coping skills, these are real):

• 100% polyester – More fake than your last “I’m fine.”

• Plush fleece interior – For cushioning both laptops and generational collapse.

• YKK 5 nylon zipper – Stronger than your current will to go on.

• Black polyester back – Matte. Empty. Just like your future.

• Lightweight – Because your laptop shouldn’t suffer just because you are.

• NB: Please check sizing. Or don’t. Nothing fits anymore—not clothes, not goals, not your personality in public.

Let’s be honest.
You didn’t just log off MSN.
You logged off hope.
And now you’re here. Buying laptop sleeves that whisper, “I miss when crying in Comic Sans was enough.”

Gift it to a friend. Or an enemy. Or your therapist.
This is for the version of you that still types "brb"… but never comes back.

Disclaimer: This product is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Microsoft Corporation or MSN Messenger in any way. It is purely a nostalgic tribute to a digital past that ruined us all in the most beautiful way.