🇺🇸 Serving Pumpkin Spice and Debt-Servitude Couture 11 oz Mug

For the modern witch of the American workforce — caffeinated, overqualified, and spiritually bankrupt by Q4. This mug captures the essence of autumn under late capitalism: pumpkin spice, quiet despair, and a hint of delusional optimism.

Sip your brew like it’s a survival ritual. Because in this economy, it is.

☕ Product Features:

• Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish — polished like your performative sanity

• Sizes: Available in 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l) for scalable existential crises

• C-shaped handle: Easy grip for clinging to composure

• Microwave & dishwasher safe: Convenience still exists, somehow

• Lead & BPA-free: Detox here—since nowhere else will