🇺🇸 Socrates Walked So I Can Spiral — The Modern Prometheus Edition Tote Bag

A gothic wink to the philosophers and romantics who overthink their way through the apocalypse.
This tote reimagines a fragment from Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein — not as horror, but as humor, a modern resurrection of thought and irony.
Here, philosophy meets morbidity in a latte-sipping séance between past and present, stitched together like Shelley’s own creation: imperfect, brilliant, defiantly alive.

Carry it to lectures, bookstores, or therapy — anywhere your inner philosopher needs emotional support with style.

Product Features

• 100% polyester body for unparalleled durability — because collapsing existentially shouldn’t collapse your tote.

• Reinforced stitching on handles for enduring strength (unlike human resolve).

• Boxed corners for extra space — fits your notebooks, doubts, and caffeine survival kits.

• Available in multiple sizes to suit your preferred level of crisis.

• Colored handle options add a personal touch to your philosophical unraveling.

Care Instructions
Remove all items before cleaning (yes, even despair). Pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and gently clean with a soft cloth or brush. Air dry, preferably under an indifferent moon.