🇺🇸 “Pumpkin pie tastes better under surveillance” – 11oz Ceramic Mug

This isn’t just an 11oz ceramic mug — it’s a seminar in collapse studies disguised as drinkware. Durable white ceramic, glossy finish, ergonomic C-handle: the aesthetics of comfort mass-produced for a culture that hasn’t been comfortable in decades.

The design is deliberate: Americana pin-up meets pumpkin pie, all draped in the patriotic veneer of the 🇺🇸 dream. But here’s the subtext — sweetness always tastes better when you know you’re being watched. Think Norman Rockwell painted with spyware, a dessert course seasoned with paranoia, an aesthetic of kitsch baked directly into surveillance capitalism.

Core Features:
– One size: 11oz (0.33 l) — calibrated for caffeine and quiet rebellion
– Glossy ceramic finish shinier than your coping mechanisms
– Dishwasher- & microwave-safe, unlike democracy
– Lead- and BPA-free, because the poison is already systemic

Perfect for sipping coffee while doomscrolling, nursing cocoa while re-reading Orwell, or casually reminding yourself that even dessert comes with data collection.

Because in the end, this isn’t just a mug. It’s satire with a handle.