🇺🇸 “This Latte Cost Me My Soul (Plus Tax)” 11oz Mug

Welcome to Halloween in late-stage America — where the real horror is the receipt.
For the modern witch juggling rent, caffeine dependency, and existential dread, this mug is both spell and statement piece. Sip your overpriced iced potion and remember: the collapse still looks chic in matte black.

☕ Product Features:

• Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish — shinier than the illusion of work-life balance

• Size: 11oz (0.33 l) — perfect for coffee, chaos, and coping

• C-shaped handle: For a firm grip on your emotional support beverage

• Microwave & dishwasher safe: Because convenience is all that’s left

• Lead & BPA-free: Detox here — since nowhere else will