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🇺🇸"Deadlines are my love language" 13" Laptop SleeveBecause nothing says romance like panic and caffeine. For those who confuse adrenaline with affection and call burnout “passion,” this laptop sleeve is your emotional support armor — pink, chaotic, and painfully relatable. Wrapped in late-night delusion and rainbow despair, it’s the perfect reminder...
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🇺🇸 “Burnt Out.exe” 13 " Laptop Sleeve | 「Burnt Out.exe」13インチ・ラップトップスリーブBecause sometimes your motivation crashes harder than your operating system.The Burnt Out.exe Laptop Sleeve is a digital love letter to the overworked, the creatively drained, and the chronically online. Wrapped in a nostalgic vaporwave aesthetic, it turns burnout into a badge of poetic rebellion...
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🇺🇸404: Emotional stability not found 13" Laptop Sleeve- Retro pc 「内なる平穏を求めて電源を入れた結果」13インチ - BlackYou booted up today hoping for inner peace, a manageable to-do list, and maybe — just maybe — a single uninterrupted thought. Instead? Panic attacks in 1080p, your childhood trauma speedrunning your brain, and the overwhelming urge to scream into a void that has...
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🇺🇸 "Reincarnation Vision Board Hardcover Notebook — For When This Timeline Feels Like a Cosmic Clerical Error"Because honestly — what even is this timeline? For the soul who suspects they’ve been respawned in the wrong simulation. This notebook is for cosmic overstimulators, nostalgic escapists, and quiet geniuses drafting their next existence from within a glitching empire. It’s where dissociation meets...
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🇺🇸"Mentally on Do Not Disturb” Weekender Bag 💗ウィークエンダーバッグ 💗For when your body is present, but your brain is buffering.This pastel-pixel Y2K tote is for the girls who answer texts three business days later — if ever. Featuring vintage flip phones, sparkly keychains, and a bear who also needs therapy, this bag is...
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