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🇺🇸GAME OVER Unisex Hoodie (emotionally, not aesthetically) - BlackYou ever just want to unplug from reality… but look good doing it? This hoodie’s got you. It’s soft enough to make your existential dread feel cozy, and stylish enough to convince your friends you’re “fine.” Made for the ones who game, scroll, and...
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🇺🇸 "Connected to the Internet, Disconnected from Reality" Unisex Hoodie - BlackFor the ones scrolling through existence at 3AM, somewhere between divine purpose and digital burnout.You refresh your feed like it’s prayer — searching for meaning in pixels, likes, and low-bitrate enlightenment. This hoodie is an ode to our generation: raised on dial-up dreams, trapped...
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🇺🇸“Empathy File Corrupted.” Please Reboot Unisex Hoodie 🇯🇵共感ファイル破損」— 再起動が必要です。 - BlackEver feel like your emotions have blue-screened? Same.This hoodie is for the ones running on iced coffee and system errors — soft enough to wear during your next emotional reboot and ironic enough to make it fashion. Perfect for gamers, dreamers, and anyone whose...
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🇺🇸It’s Giving Existential Angst Weekender Bag 🍓|🍓 「イッツ・ギビング・エグジステンシャル・アングスト」ウィークエンダーバッグ 🍓For the girlies running on iced coffee, student loans, and unresolved philosophical dread. This pastel-coded weekender is your emotional support bag — ideal for spontaneous getaways, late-capitalist breakdowns, or disappearing into a strawberry-scented simulation. Designed with 100% spun polyester, it’s light yet durable...
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🇺🇸 “Motivation.exe” 13" Laptop Sleeve | 「Motivation.exe」ノートPCスリーブ（13インチ） — 限定版For the chronically online and beautifully burnt-out. “Motivation is a corrupted file” captures the essence of a generation running on caffeine, nostalgia, and existential lag. Wrapped in vaporwave hues and pixel melancholy, this sleeve protects your tech the way irony protects your heart —...
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🇺🇸 “Existential Dread (But Make It Aesthetic)” Spiral Notebook — For the Softly Collapsing IntellectualWhen life feels like a group project led by chaos itself, write it down — romantically. This celestial blue notebook is for the dreamers who overthink at sunset, romanticize their burnout, and annotate heartbreak like it’s a thesis. Ethereal yet grounded, it transforms existential...
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🇺🇸 “404: Don’t Miss Me When I’m Gone” Notebook | Early 2000s Cybercore EditionFor those who still process heartbreak in pixel format. This 6” x 8” ruled spiral notebook channels early-2000s instant message melancholy, where digital longing met analog journaling. Designed for the ones who overthink goodbyes, archive screenshots like relics, and still type “brb” unironically. A...
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🇺🇸 Manifesting + Spiraling Notebook | Cosmic Crisis EditionFor anyone who’s simultaneously manifesting their dream life and having a cosmic meltdown. This notebook is your emotional support diary — half celestial, half crisis. Write affirmations, intrusive thoughts, or the coordinates to your next reality glitch. ✨ “Manifesting + spiraling = this notebook”...
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🇺🇸 “☆My dream butterfly escaped☆” Tote Bag | 「☆夢のバタフライが逃げた☆」トートバッグ - BlackFor the ones who chase beauty even as it dissolves into code — this tote captures the heartbreak of digital dreams and the tenderness of a fading memory. Wrapped in vaporwave lilac and pixel hearts, it’s nostalgia rendered in polyester — fragile, glittering, and...
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🇺🇸“You Gotta Win, Sis” Spiral NotebookThis isn’t your average notebook — it’s a manifesto for the soft girl with a steel core. For the dreamers who journal their way through chaos, sip iced lattes while plotting revenge arcs, and refuse to settle for participation trophies. Every page is a...
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🇺🇸 “You’ve Got to Win, Bitch” Journal – Strawberry Crown Edition 🇺🇸Not your average notebook — this one’s for the dreamers with delusions of grandeur and caffeine addictions. The Crown Strawberry Shake Journal is where ambition meets aesthetic: a hardbound vault for chaotic genius, glittered thoughts, and late-night revenge plans disguised as poetry. Whether you’re...
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🇺🇸 “Chronically Self-Aware” Spiral Notebook — For When Overthinking Becomes a Personality TraitSome people meditate. Others spiral gracefully in cursive. This notebook is for the latter — the ones who romanticize their existential dread with glitter pens and candlelight. With soft celestial tones and a gaze that says “I’ve processed this in therapy” (but maybe haven’t),...
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🇺🇸 MiSs_UnDeRsToOd_2004 Retro Vaporwave Spiral NotebookFor those who grew up too online to ever log off. This spiral notebook captures the surreal beauty of early-internet adolescence — dreamy, pixel-soft nostalgia meets existential reflection. A vaporwave homage to an era of dial-up emotions and glittering MySpace hearts (no brands, no...
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🇺🇸 "Due Tomorrow, Due Tomorrow" 13" Laptop Sleeve| 締め切りは幻想」ラップトップスリーブ 13インチFor when you’re spiraling — but make it glitter. Remember when you thought adulthood meant emotional stability and a savings account? Yeah, that was adorable. Enter the “Due Tomorrow, Due Tomorrow” laptop sleeve — your new emotional support object in this late-capitalist fever dream....
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🇺🇸 “The Vibes Won’t Fix Your Deadline” 13" Laptop Sleeve |「バイブスでは締め切りは救えない」13インチ・ラップトップスリーブ - BlackYou can light your candle, open your notion tab, and play lo-fi beats for six hours straight —but the deadline? Still undefeated. Designed for the chronic procrastinator masquerading as a “creative perfectionist,” this sleeve is your emotional support armor in the war between ambition...
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🇺🇸 “Soft Reboot Required for Human Feelings” Weekender Bag 💾人間の感情、再起動が必要です」ウィークエンダーバッグ 💾Because after years of late-stage capitalism, collapsing timelines, and chronic hypervigilance, emotional functionality is now a premium feature.This isn’t a bag — it’s a system patch for souls running on caffeine, cynicism, and the faint hope of collective healing.Throw in your keys, your crisis,...
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🇺🇸 “Lost Millennial Dreams” Weekender Bag | 🇯🇵 「失われたミレニアルの夢」ウィークエンダーバッグFor those who grew up on dial-up tones, lip gloss, and disillusionment.The Lost Millennial Dreams Weekender Bag captures the sweet ache of nostalgia — that delicate blend of pink optimism and economic despair. Perfect for spontaneous getaways, creative escapes, or existential errands, this bag...
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🇺🇸 Pixel Hearts & Strawberry Dreams Tote Bag- ピクセルハートのウィークエンダーA love letter to early internet innocence — pink pixels, soft hearts, and strawberry nostalgia stitched into one dreamy weekender bag.Perfect for spontaneous trips, sleepovers, or pretending you’re escaping the simulation for the weekend.Its spacious design and sleek black handles balance Y2K playfulness with...
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🇺🇸 “Fried Dopamine Receptors” Notebook | I ♥ 1980s EditionFor the beautifully exhausted souls whose nervous systems run on nostalgia and caffeine. This notebook is your analog detox from the algorithm — where you can write, doodle, spiral, or just pretend life isn’t an overstimulated fever dream. 💾 "Fried dopamine receptors, hopelessness, and...
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🇺🇸Should've Never Logged Off MSN Retro PC 13" Laptop SleeveYou were 13, wearing a hoodie soaked in Axe and self-loathing.Typing “lol” with tears in your eyes.She logged off.You logged off.The butterfly disappeared.So did your will to live. And now here you are—25, 29, 34—grinding through the algorithmic meat grinder called “a career,”...
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