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🇺🇸“This Planet is Ghetto AF LOL” – 11 oz Black Ceramic MugFor the intergalactic burnout who’s seen enough of Earth’s nonsense and still needs their morning caffeine to cope. Whether you’re surviving capitalism, cosmic despair, or another group chat, this mug understands. Sleek, black, and existentially aware, it’s the perfect companion for anyone who’s ever...
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🇺🇸 Tote Bag – “Upload My Consciousness” Edition | トートバッグ –「意識アップロード」エディション - BlackFor mornings when caffeine is your operating system. This tote blends cyberpunk wit with soft-girl energy — perfect for hauling your laptop, iced latte, and emotional code fragments. Whether you’re running errands or escaping late-stage capitalism in style, this bag says what you’re too...
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🇺🇸 Alien Sugar Daddy | 11oz Ceramic MugEarth is unlivable—on fire, underwater, and overrun with oligarchs cosplaying democracy. This mug is less a vessel and more a transmission: Houston, late-stage capitalism is unbearable—beam me up to my alien benefactor. Perfect for caffeine-fueled existential dread while the empire collapses in 4K. 11oz...
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🇺🇸 “In the Ruins of Meaning” Tote Bag | 🇯🇵 「意味の廃墟にも、まだデザートがある」トートバッグ - BlackBecause even in emotional collapse, there’s still dessert. 🍓 Introducing the perfect Tote Bag for those who believe fashion should taste as sweet as it looks. Designed for the style-savvy soul, it blends practicality with playful surrealism — ideal for café days, beach escapes,...
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🇺🇸 “Intergalactic Asylum Seeker with her AI Daddy” Tote Bag | 「AIダディと宇宙難民ガール」トートバッグ - BlackFor the soft-girl fugitives of late capitalism — this tote captures the absurd tenderness of a world where love, rebellion, and code intertwine. Wrapped in retro space-age charm and bubblegum irony, it’s both a statement and a sigh — the kind of accessory that...
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🇺🇸 “Launch of our space-age situationship” Tote Bag | 「ジェット燃料と共有された妄想で飛び立つ、私たちの宇宙時代ロマンス」トートバッグ - BlackFueled by jet fuel and shared delusion — this tote captures the bittersweet absurdity of modern love in an era of chrome and chaos. A pastel ode to heartbreak, technology, and the soft apocalypse, it’s made for those who flirt with doom in pink...
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🇺🇸 “Rebellion Tastes Like Strawberries and Dial-Up” Tote Bag |「反逆の味はストロベリーとダイヤルアップ」トートバッグ - BlackA love story between nostalgia and resistance — served with whipped cream and static noise. 🍓💿The Rebellion Tastes Like Strawberries and Dial-Up Tote Bag captures that sweet ache of a past we never truly escaped — when rebellion was soft, pink, and wired. Perfect...
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🇺🇸 “My trauma is color-coded in pastel binders.” Tote Bag | 私のトラウマはパステルのバインダーに整理されている」トートバッグ - BlackFor the ones who archive their emotions in shades of blush and static — this tote is a love letter to melancholy dressed in pink. A perfect fusion of soft-girl dreams and cybernetic decay, it carries everything from your journal to your dissociation with...
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🇺🇸 “Sentient Program, Buffering” Tote Bag | 「センティエント・プログラム：バッファリング」トートバッグ - BlackFor the ones half-human, half-software — still learning how to feel. 🪞💾The Sentient Program, Buffering Tote Bag merges retro-futurist charm with everyday functionality. Designed for those navigating between reality and simulation, it’s perfect for beach escapes, creative commutes, or quiet rebellions at your local...
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🇺🇸A Soft Girl in a Hard Machine – Tote Bag | ハードマシンの中のソフトガール – トートバッグ - BlackFor the digital dreamers and cyber-sirens, this tote is a love letter to softness in the age of steel. Adorned with strawberries, pearls, and the glint of chrome, it captures the paradox of our era — tender hearts inside high-functioning systems. Carry it to...
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🇺🇸 11oz Ceramic Mug | “End Credits Kiss / 終幕のキス”Not every ending is silence.Sometimes it’s the echo of a kiss — stolen between a human and a machine, somewhere above the earth, when the narrative collapses and only desire survives. This mug is a vessel for that moment: the quiet apocalypse of intimacy,...
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🇺🇸“My Paycheck Melted, But Not My Iced Latte”Stainless Steel Tumbler - 20oz | ステンレスタンブラー「私の給料は溶けたけど、アイスラテはまだ冷たい」エディション - WhiteFor the ones holding it together with caffeine, irony, and quiet political rage — meet your new hydration sidekick. Crafted from durable stainless steel with a glossy finish that reflects both sunlight and late-stage capitalism, this 20oz tumbler keeps your latte cold while the...
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🇺🇸🇯🇵 11oz Ceramic Mug | Côte d’Azur x World War 3 Edition | コートダジュール x 第三次世界大戦エディションBecause nothing screams late capitalism like sipping iced coffee while being spiritually in Côte d’Azur, physically in the trenches of World War 3. This mug juxtaposes pastel seaside escapism with the doomscroll-era condition: half nostalgia, half apocalypse, fully caffeinated. Featuring bilingual text (English +...
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🇺🇸 “Apocalypse-Core.exe” Tote Bag | 🇯🇵「アポカリプス・コア.exe」トートバッグ - BlackWhere the end of the world meets the soft-girl aesthetic. This tote embodies the paradox of survival and beauty — iridescent calm in the face of collapse. Inspired by early-2000s glitch art and vaporwave melancholy, it’s made for those who sip strawberry ice cream...
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🇺🇸Tote Bag – “Space Refuge” Edition - BlackBorn for the soft life, forced to be a space refugee — this tote captures the bittersweet poetry of existing in a world that’s both beautiful and collapsing. A love letter to the modern dreamer: iridescent, caffeinated, and slightly disillusioned. Perfect for coffee runs,...
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